by James Murray Benedict Sandwich March 05, 2020
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An ugly, old, balding white man. If your name is Jeff, hate yourself. Nothing alive likes you, especially your ex-wife. Your dreams are as broken as the car you drive. An old guy with feminine hips and a sickled back. The surface area of your forehead should be measured by science because it is physically impossible in size (unlike your penis). White as the day is bright. Nobody likes you (including the one parent that is living). If you feel insecure, you have every reason to be. People talk behind your back, and you know it. You desperately need a shower and revenge on whoever named you.
Dicky: I don't want to be here anymore.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.
Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.
Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.
by reputable_realist December 09, 2024
Jeff has a big cock and big dick energy that is often mistaken for cockiness but is really self confidence. He is sweet charming loving very affectionate very hyper sexual and loves being playful romantic and a lil kinky. Jeff is a good boyfriend who opens doors for you, always text back, is loyal and thoughtful, protective but not jealous, and loves making you feel special. He is the best best friend to his girl and his homies but be aware homie, Jeff doesn't believe in bro code. A spade is a spade and a fuckboi is a fuckboi.
Jeff took me to dinner and I felt like the only girl in the room! He brought me roses and was a gentleman until he closed my bedroom door. I love Jeff!
by El Diablo the Sweet November 25, 2021
Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars; his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies, he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.
by JoRae December 10, 2019