Ol' Greg really loves those Shit Crackers with some Bailey's to dip 'em in. What a Shitgoose he is...
by Jimmy Sway March 31, 2010
A pasty-ass suburbanite who thinks he/she is all hip and ghetto and is always throwing around some poorly-phrased slang to try to look edgy.
Look at Cracker McWhitebread with his shorts around his ass while he's shopping in JC Penny for suit separates.
by Fast Eddie, KOS February 14, 2012
A game played in which several males stand in a circle around a cracker and jack off. They all try to hit the cracker when they shoot, and whoever hits farthest from the cracker has to eat the cracker.
by Noah Fliction November 16, 2010
Frank's RedHot sauce and saltine crackers. A fine delicacy for being bored as shit and hungry at home. The magical duo resembles a woman's monthly, heavenly hormonal secretion atop a saltine cracker. In one sitting they're eaten in excess (more than or equal to one box of saltines used and a whole bottle of Frank's).
Bro, get me some of those period crackers.
Got the hotsauce? Got the saltines? Period cracker party!
That girl stole my period crackers.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ... period cracker phone!
It's the most wonderful time of the year ... there'll be period crackers ah munchin' when friends come to call ... It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Got the hotsauce? Got the saltines? Period cracker party!
That girl stole my period crackers.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ... period cracker phone!
It's the most wonderful time of the year ... there'll be period crackers ah munchin' when friends come to call ... It's the most wonderful time of the year.
by Period Crackers's Man BoJamMan February 17, 2014
by Poppa Midnight August 04, 2010
1. An imaginary food that creates altered states, including odd behavior, stupidity, strong sexual desires, extreme happiness, brilliant insight and any other unexplained experience of consciousness and/or unconsciousness.
2. A special food that helps one maintain one's sanity and at time gives one super-powers.
3. Very similar to "Woffie Cookies"
2. A special food that helps one maintain one's sanity and at time gives one super-powers.
3. Very similar to "Woffie Cookies"
Despite the fact that the President of the United States had just declared Global Nuclear War, he nibbled down a few Wow Crackers prior to the press conference, where he was to announce a planned vacation in the Bermuda Triangle, for the next three weeks.
How a woman at the age of 97 was able to screw the whole Dallas Cowboys football team, left only one answer, it was reported that she had consumed several boxes of Wow Crackers prior to the encounter.
How a woman at the age of 97 was able to screw the whole Dallas Cowboys football team, left only one answer, it was reported that she had consumed several boxes of Wow Crackers prior to the encounter.
by Woffie Master August 02, 2009
An innuendo used in the town of Jacksonville, Florida. Used usually around thanksgiving time. When used correctly there is a slight emphasis at the end of the phrase on the word "cracker".
" Jaime and that girl look like there hitting it off, he is gonna pile it on a cracker tonight"
"She better be careful with those cream cheese stains"
"She better be careful with those cream cheese stains"
by That's what! Cheese head! December 03, 2009