slow ghoster

A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.

“Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster. I never even saw it coming!”

by anonymous February 3, 2023

slow

a person who has a mental capability of a baby squirrel and havent or didnt learn how to comprehend basic information

Dave is very "slow" he doesnt understand any kind of slang !

by bazraaaaaaa October 8, 2023

slow bars

When the Internet loads slowly due to only one or two bars.

It is taking me a while to load the bar menu due to slow bars.

by Cyberclam May 3, 2023

Slow

Mainly used in Ireland. If someone is slow means they are slow in the head. Basically means that they did something wrong or said something wrong.

Tim joe: omfg is she acc slow Johnny: ikr she just fucking retarded like y tf did she do that she so slow

by Sound out March 30, 2019

Slow

Someone who is slow is like a bridger. They take awhile to process easy things.

Friend 1: omg did you hear how long it took bridger to solve 1+1

Friend 2: yeah its because he is slow

by Peniseater3572 October 30, 2021

A slow

A faded or normal full beard.

Did you see him rockin a slow?

by Future Rich Guido May 22, 2016

slow greg

being really drunk and having sex. you can get it up but there is no way that you will ever blow.

"Fuck man, I had a slow greg last night. I have the worst blue balls right now."
sex drunk blow cum

by wassupdood123 February 4, 2009