Shrek

Your lookalike

Oi shrek!
I'M NOT SHREK.!
Well you're uglier than him that's for sure

by I.caused.911.yeet February 5, 2019

Shrek

Our lord and savior,

He demands onion sacrifices

Person 1: When would we see Shrek?
Person 2: December 25, 2020

by ShrekLuver69420 December 20, 2020

Shrek Ass

Severe swamp ass

Tom: man it’s hotter than shit! Fucking giving me Swamp Ass.
Tony: My man I lived in AZ all my life, this ain’t even swamp ass this be shrek ass; Fuckin need a hero in this heat.

by Anonymousfoxman July 17, 2023

Shrek

My step dad

Shrek is love, shrek is life

by Frankinberrie December 11, 2019

Shrek

God

"we must pray to Shrek"

by CottonMaster404 August 5, 2018

shrek strudel

Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.

I was playing lord of the rings when an oger appeared and crushed me with it's shrek strudel.

by D Rail August 14, 2014

Shrek

an unusual, unearthly being who is attracted to the certain animal of the donkey species. They like to visit their slumber alot, this is a person with a fat ass and no big bum bitches.

" i love it when you shrek so hard (very hard) on me. " " my shrek is very glazed and juicy, can you feel the sensations? " "my shrek gets full and fat when you vibrate on it" "can you shrek on me? (UwU) "

by hugobugorizzyler November 2, 2023