One of the best looking guys to be from the Quad Cities. Modeled shortly for eyeglasses. He is a Conservative by heart. And do not get him angry, he will snap. Otherwise hes awesome:)
by Girl from Fair August 22, 2011
Me - yo max that's not acceptable,
Max - Whats not bro,
Me - going behind my back and shagging my EX,
Max - Oh,
Me - what a max moment.
Max - Whats not bro,
Me - going behind my back and shagging my EX,
Max - Oh,
Me - what a max moment.
by BIGMANMADMAXMOMENT March 28, 2022
An attractive football player from Colorado who played wide receiver for Duke University and is currently a wide receiver for the San Francisco 49'ers. He is the son of legendary Denver Broncos wide receiver Ed McCaffrey, and has three other brothers, all of which play football. His oldest younger brother Christian, is currently a running back for the Carolina Panthers. His middle younger brother Dylan, plays quarterback for the University of Michigan. His youngest brother is still in highschool and has committed to the University of Nebraska.
Person 1: Just look at Max McCaffrey. He's real good looking.
Person 2: I don't think he's good as his younger brother Christian, but he knows how to catch the ball real well.
Person 2: I don't think he's good as his younger brother Christian, but he knows how to catch the ball real well.
by ManyMinion007 December 27, 2018
The optimization of a fuck boy. Always making jokes surrounding "eat my ass", and the occastinal "fucking your mom". Also consistently achieves a 0.01 GPA at Hopkins High School in Hopkins, Minnesota.
by EMR976751 February 16, 2014
A very entertaining and satisfying website that allows you to make pictures of koalas. You'll want to finish, but you won't.
I'm doing a koalas to the max right now.
by 1:38 October 18, 2018
by Lasagnaboisthelife October 15, 2022
The most imperfect perfection of a girl anyone could ever meet, true and tries so hard the world should be proud. I know I am. No one wants to lose her, she’s the one that brings a smile to ones face and warmth to the heart by just her presence.
by chlocho June 07, 2023