Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Doctor Robert

A doctor who is very loose with how he prescribes pills, usually as a loophole to allow people to legally access certain drugs.

“If you’re down he’ll pick you up, Doctor Robert”
“Take a drink from his special cup, Doctor Robert”

by 15postmalone May 13, 2023

work doctor

Someone who says, thinks, or believes 'work' is the cure

"I'm not feeling well today"
"Just come/go to work and you'll feel better"
"What are you? The work doctor?"

by Dog-lover22 February 6, 2017

The everything doctor

A doctor that helps with all kinds of problems a person might have.

Thomas, you have so many issues you need to see the everything doctor.

by Dorkle3567 November 7, 2018

Doctor's wine

Made with use of a medical glove instead of a balloon. As the gases fill the glove from the firmenting wine, it begins to inflate. When five fingers are up, the wine is ready for bottling and drinking later.

Doctor's wine can be made fairly cheep.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

organic doctor

The weed man

I hit up my organic doctor earlier today

by Xinotonic March 2, 2016

doctor

something that all asian parents want us to be

"Howard! YOU CANNOT BE A COMIC WRITER! YOU HAVE TO BE A DOCTOR!"
-Mom

by pianogirlandcats March 18, 2021