by Liaminator April 12, 2022

The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.
The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.
Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!
I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.
Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!
I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.
by BobDylan March 13, 2021

Really good at lacrosse, school, lifting weights, being cool, kind to others, sick jawline, lives in Jackson, benches 225, has a mullet, drives a jeep, goes by Rome for short
Kenny: "Yo, Rome absolutely grilled that team the other day with his 17 goals."
Uneducated bull: "Who is Rome?"
Kenny: "Roman Klish is just the sickest guy on the planet."
Uneducated bull: "Who is Rome?"
Kenny: "Roman Klish is just the sickest guy on the planet."
by NoDaLaaaa March 19, 2025

by Barbianna January 2, 2022

He's pretty kind thick and kind of a bitch he's always helping others laugh while simultaneously being a bad bitch no hoe will ever try him why would they he'd slice a hoe in half and that's on mf period
by PRETTY GAY BOY June 3, 2020

by Strike bowler July 6, 2008

by mannuts October 30, 2021
