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fell off the bandwidth

When you place a call on your cell phone and you get the annoying recording saying that "the person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time, please try your call again later" and then the phone disconnects. Millions of morons are twittering, twattering, texting, sexting, calling, watching videos and otherwise tying up valuable bandwidth so your most important call can't go through.
Dude one- Damn I am trying to reach my babe and all I keep getting is this stupid recording saying to try the call again later.
Dude two- Sounds like you fell off the bandwidth, man.
by superaynumerouno December 23, 2009
mugGet the fell off the bandwidthmug.

snatch off

She is so fine, every time I'm around her I have to go home and snatch off
by Bedaub February 15, 2017
mugGet the snatch offmug.

snottin me off

she was snottin me off when I was trying to talk to her.
by leelu January 7, 2013
mugGet the snottin me offmug.

fuck off

FUCK OFF!!!!
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
by FUCK OFF!!!! April 7, 2017
mugGet the fuck offmug.

Dash them off

Same vibes as “Slay”, “Go off” or ✨.
Can be accompanied by “, Queen”, often used to hype your friends.
Friend: *posts a picture*
Your comment: “DASH THEM OFF, QUEEN”
by pebbles_duh February 4, 2021
mugGet the Dash them offmug.

Philling off

The act of complaining about something but never actually doing anything about it. Mostly in reference to your relationship with a girlfriend
Tim needs to quit philling off on Facebook
by Rusty dildo May 5, 2017
mugGet the Philling offmug.

Urk Off

Masturbating to the 1989-1998 show, Family Matters. Term derived from the character Steve Urkel.
Timmy changed the channel to TBS, which at the time was playing an old episode of Family Matters. He then proceeded to Urk Off.
by Dr. Robotron 3000 September 20, 2010
mugGet the Urk Offmug.

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