The Johncox Face

The Johncox Face is what you get when someone has been talking at you for way too long and doesn’t know when to stop. Eventually your eyes get Heavy and Blood Shot. Your face even starts to droop.

•
Original comes from a Legend about Chuck Norris’s Nephew Matt Johncox who could have up to 10 or even more conversations going at once. Now imagine if you’re the only one He is talking at. I guess Chuck isn’t the only one in the family that Could Knock You out with only words. Also Matt Johncox has gone on to be a famous rapper from Upstate NY.

Dang Man, What happened in there? You look you got The Johncox Face. She must of really kept talking.

by MySecondRun September 6, 2025

Sad Clown Face

a phrase used to describe the look on someone's face after vomiting\crying from consuming too much alcohol

Dude logan has such a sad clown face, i think he drank too much

by lilbrizo September 16, 2012

Pregnant face

Big, round, full face, nose spreading, getting larger.

Her body don’t look it but she has pregnant face.

by Yatchy2 February 12, 2021

fanta face

very simmilar to monkey face but can only be performed if your ginger, or have ginger / red pubic hair.

also know as an orangutan

ive just orangutaned dat hoe

fanta face my biatch

by jon6969 March 26, 2009

Stew face

Somebody who has drowned in soup

That poor boy he drowned as a stew face

by Wavk man November 27, 2019

Spaceraider face

An ugly cunt that looks like the alien from the packet of crisps Spaceraiders

Look at that spaceraider face what an ugly cunt

by bigwiggawig September 4, 2020

Foot to Face

When my foot meets you’re face

Check you’re self…foot to face

by Carabear77 August 3, 2022