Butt crumbs

Butt crumbs are leftover poop crumbs in your underwear that you meant to wipe off your ass after taking a big dump.

Sally: Daddy, what’s that in my underwear?
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗

by efishies15 January 25, 2019

big butt autumn

This bitch be in charge with that big butt telling everyone what to do she the boss and she knows it

Damn that big butt autumn got the push back and then some.

by The Farmers March 14, 2024

butt taster

someone who metaphorically tastes butts. someone who sucks a lot and therefore probably spends their time tasting butts.

Person A: The other day I was talking to Joe and he was being a total douche.

Person B: What a butt taster!

by benandjerrys1111 July 1, 2009

Butt Bomb

-Someone who cements their bottom into a couch all day, rear end sown into the living room to simply do nothing.

-A large portion of food, usually fatty and innutritious.

Tom decided to not go outside today and just butt bomb around the apartment.

I've ordered Buffalo Butt Bombs for the table!

by Shane Sackson December 29, 2020

itchy butt syndrome

Otherwise known as the “Joe Fallon” It is a case where u forget to whip ur ass and ur butt becomes itchy

Damn I got a case of the Joe gallon right now (itchy butt syndrome)

by YaMom69 December 30, 2021

butt sack

the sack between your dick and asshole

you sir are a "butt sack"

by butsack March 9, 2024

butt squirrel

"I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.

How did you get to be such a butt squirrel?

by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011