knob-cheese (fromage a la cock)

residue between the foreskin and penis tip of a teenager who only washes once a year!!!

christ! what's that stench? it's only our son, he's trying to make butter in his pants!

by siwann November 12, 2003

Cock Eyed and Bushy Tailed

This is wen some thing you have been workin on has major problems with it when it is finished. You stay back and look at it to see if its Cocked Eyed and Bushy Tailed

Chris: How did your cabinet turn out
Eric: Its really bad, Its all cock eyed and bushy tailed

by SteelerFan86 November 4, 2007

Big Talk, Small Cock Syndrome

1. When someone compensates for lack of size by using big words.
2. When an online videogame player talks a big game to compensate for lack of size.
3. When a videogame player insults other players due to his own lack of size.

-Dude, you fucking prick motherfuckers. Watch me pwn you next round you noobsicle cocksucking pricks!!!

-Dude, stfu and play the game already.

-Hey, fuck you prick! I fucked your momma last night with my bigass dick. What are you gonna do about it, huh biatch? You can't even find your tiny ass prick. That's how small you are.

-Dude, what's his problem?

-Big talk, small cock syndrome.

by isselman2000 September 5, 2009

that one got my cock throbbing

A phrase typically implies that something has aroused sexual excitement in the speaker. Usually said by people named Francisco or Amos.

Amos and Francisco's passionate makeout session in the park really got my cock throbbing. It was a sight to behold, and I couldn't help but feel aroused watching them.

that one got my cock throbbing

by SuperMajesticStar April 6, 2023

Rock out with my cock out

A term used when a person has plans to do really good at something they really like. A bragging notion that you are going to be better than everyone else at the activity.

Steve: Hey Mike, you want to play some Halo tonight?
Mike: You better watch it Steve, cause I'm going to rock out with my cock out!

by Ghetto Fabulous Wanksta May 13, 2005

Spock out with his cock out

A nerd trying to pick up chicks. His method will always utterly fail, until he tries it on...a nerdette! In which case, he will be absolutely sucksexful!

PETER: Oh my God! Check out Poindexter with that babe over there. Watch him Spock out with his cock out!

BOBBY: She is a total fox, yet, she is also quite nerdy. Poindexter might just score.

PETER: No way! She's way to hot for him.

BOBBY: Hold on, I think I'm making out something about Nuclear Physics, yea, yea, she's responding, she's nodding, she's smiling, he's made some kind of Physics joke that I don't get, she's laughing...

PETER: They're leaving together! Fuck! I drove up to her in my red Corvette convertible and asked her to the football game, and she turned me down cold!

BOBBY: Revenge of the nerds, bro'.

by Robert Brady July 25, 2006

Bop em Cock em Robots

A sexual act that involves two males having sex with a female orally and vaginally/anally at the same time in what is sometimes referred to as a spit roast. Whilst doing this both males attempt to punch each other in the face.

I had a threesome two guys and a girl.

dude, that's gay.

nah, we played bop em cock em robots, there's nothing gay about fighting.

by brentles November 6, 2009