One slice dice

When taking a shit and mid way of it coming out you contract your schpincter muscle cutting the turd in one go resulting in a ghost wipe

Person 1: Hey bro, I just did a one slice dice
Person 2: What cut your panini in one go?
Person 1: Nah, cut my shit in half with my asshole and didn’t need to wipe

by forgetaboutitv2 February 25, 2026

Homie one

Something tragic or heartbreaking. Usually coming unexpectedly.

boy 1: wagnuhhh are the rumours truuuue?
boy 2 (Wagner): unfortunately yes, it's hella homie one.

by BalconyBoy123 March 1, 2026

To be in one's browns

To have soiled oneself OR to wear faeces-stained pants

Would ya look at that! Jiminy's in his browns again!

You know, you'd think one would hate to be in one's browns, but not everybody actually feels that way.

by the_flibbertigibbet March 3, 2026