Girl: *strokes kitten*
Girl: Wanna pet my pussy
Man: Heck Yea get that cat out of the way
Girl: WTF i meant my cat
Man: *Gets up to leave*
Girl: Fine touch the other one.
Girl: Wanna pet my pussy
Man: Heck Yea get that cat out of the way
Girl: WTF i meant my cat
Man: *Gets up to leave*
Girl: Fine touch the other one.
by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan November 15, 2020
Get the Pussymug. by Wrongholerodeo yee haw July 7, 2025
Get the Pussy-on-tapmug. Calling somebody a wuss is going halfway to calling somebody a pussy, but stopping before you get there.
Don't be a pussy about calling somebody a pussy if you're going to call them something at all. What the fuck is a wuss or a wussy?
by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
Get the Pussymug. (1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.
(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex
(1) omg, tom's girl has him so fucking pussy whipped that instead of going to the yankees game with me and the boys, he spent his whole weekend at the pottery barn expo, picking out ceramic cats and china patterns. ::insert cracking bull-whip sound HERE::
(2) if she didn't give it up all the time, he wouldn't be so goddamned pussy whipped.
(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex
(1) omg, tom's girl has him so fucking pussy whipped that instead of going to the yankees game with me and the boys, he spent his whole weekend at the pottery barn expo, picking out ceramic cats and china patterns. ::insert cracking bull-whip sound HERE::
(2) if she didn't give it up all the time, he wouldn't be so goddamned pussy whipped.
by EDGY@))# November 11, 2017
Get the Pussy Whippedmug. by Wildfire1755 April 14, 2025
Get the Egyptian rat pussymug. The kind of mustache that is perfectly suited for combing someone's pubic hair. In practice, it is rather uncomfortable or prickly for the partner of such a person with a pussy brush mustache.
Person 1: Do you think that guy looks good?
Person 2: Hmm, no. I am not a fan of pussy brushes.
Person 1: I do not have any good memories of those either.
Person 3: I am very proud of my mustache, it starts to be a real good pussy brush.
Person 2: Hmm, no. I am not a fan of pussy brushes.
Person 1: I do not have any good memories of those either.
Person 3: I am very proud of my mustache, it starts to be a real good pussy brush.
by Miss Tique November 16, 2025
Get the pussy brushmug. 