Hammed in the face

When your trainer smacks you across the face with a big dose of HAM

Damn Dwayne just got hammed in the face!

by Tevin Howard May 29, 2015

chabe face

(Noun)// -the most badass funny face in history. Fits all scenarios but mainly used at times when you say something stupid or inappropriate

Dude, why did you just do the Chabe face?

by gabethebabe June 2, 2015

Cat Face

A daylong sleepiness that includes crusty eyes and a similarity to a sleepy cat and exhibiting a feisty cat like state.

Danggg girlll, have you seen Katie. She's got title cat face.

by Doula719 June 8, 2015

Cat Face

A daylong sleepiness that includes crusty eyes and a similarity to a sleepy cat and exhibiting a feisty cat like state.

Danggg girlll, have you seen Katie. She's got title cat face.

by Doula719 June 8, 2015

seriously face

A person with an expression of perpetual cynicism.

I asked if I could bring an outside drink into the theater and the usher gave me the "seriously face".

by Hitching post June 13, 2015

Schrodinger's Face

When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.

Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.

by Radnen June 25, 2015

old face syndrome

OFS for short, when a girl or guy looks way older than they are. Could be caused by too much sun, smoking, makeup or bad genes.

His new girlfriend has old face syndromeand she's younger than me!

by Leedubs84 August 1, 2015