national calvin.skims day

in honor of his heroic drinking effort that may never be truly matched
buffalo chicken quesadilla was also involved

Yo, it’s a great day, can’t wait to celebrate national calvin.skims day by shotgunning 2 mikey harders and bowl calls

by leChina james April 23, 2021

National Ask Your Crush Out Day

October 3 you have to ask your crush out day

Travis-Hey Mary I wanted to ask you out
Mary-oh yes I was gonna ask the same this cause it’s national ask your crush out day

by Djdbdbd October 2, 2021

National kiss a soccer girl day

On October 29th kiss any soccer girl you know. Especially if she’s a friend. Sheeesh.

Happy National Kiss a Soccer girl Day!

It means to kiss a soccer girl

by anonymous.243.1590 October 28, 2021

National Post Bad Pictures Of Laurie Day

Everybody has to post the worst pictures they have of laurie!!!!

“Post laurie day!!”
Everybody has to post the worst pictures they have of laurie!!!!

National Post Bad Pictures Of Laurie Day

by sigopsnchc December 20, 2023

National Send Nudes Day

On April 25th send nudes to your significant other.

Female: *Sends Nudes*
Male: happy national send nudes day. *sends nudes*

by Nicksucksnuts May 30, 2018

National cock and ball torture day

A day were you get and give cock and ball torture

April 15 is National Cock And Ball Torture day

by Anonymous Person 69420 April 14, 2022

national shoulder day

the day that appreciates all the broard shoulders in the world. it is celebrated by corressing and kissing the shoulders and the man that comes with them

“benedict did you know it’s national shoulder day ? We now have to celebrate the amazing part of the male anatomy !” begins to get corssed and loves it by significant other

by birra tacos May 26, 2022