Couch Butt

This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.

That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.

by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023

Rubble Butt

An unsavory looking bubble butt riddled with cellulite and having the appearance of bag of rubbles/rocks..

Ratchet....Don't act like you're all that wearing spandex with that ras ragged rubble butt

by Kingstonjade April 19, 2014

Dry Butt Hole

A dry, hairy, crusty butthole

Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butt hole

by Some rando out there January 8, 2022

butt typing

A term similar to "butt dialing" that refers to the phenomenon where a virtual keyboard on a touch smartphone is accidentally touched, hence rendering a random strings of letters (and characters).

I just pulled my phone out of my pocket and found a text full of gibberish—classic case of butt typing!

by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025

Fuzzy Musk Butt

Odor emmited by a slightly over weight post menopausal ginger women after ANY strenuous activity. Odor may stick to fabric.

Your grandma's van smells like fuzzy musk butt after she gets out of it

by Dippy'sTitties July 6, 2018

stinky-butt head

The worst thing you can ever call someone. It has the power of 100 shaggy's combined. If you call someone this, the universe explodes.

Joe: Your mom gay
Bob: Don't make me
Joe: Do it. I dare you
Bob You are a stinky-butt head
Joe:*explodes and so does the universe*

by phantonrider636 May 11, 2021

butt sucking turtle without a shell

A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.

"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."

"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."

by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022