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National jerk off your homie day

November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo
Yo bro it’s national jerk off your homie day you down?
by Yuh-yuh-heee November 17, 2020
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On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!
August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.
by Mod.Steven21✅ August 28, 2025
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National Knupper Day

November 1st, also know as National Knupper day, is a holiday celebrated around the world to recognize the famous Knupper’s. These special creatures are very rare which is why this holiday is going to place as of November 1st, 2019 to recognize the Knupper and to keep it from going extinct.
Joe: Hey, it’s November 1st!
Hentley: You mean National Knupper day?
by Albruins November 1, 2019
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national subway day

national subway day! grab yourself some subway on June 21 for the first day of summer.
“Hey, it’s national subway day! Let’s get some subway!”
by Playwise_203 June 20, 2021
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National kiss day

October 16 is national kiss day. You can only kiss one person and ONLY one person that you love the most. Have fun kissing
I got kisses today (National kiss day)
by Uareallasses October 15, 2019
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National soapy tittie pic day

It’s August 14th, national soapy tittie pic day, ask your girlfriend
by John smother August 14, 2025
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national we hate Connor day

"Hey Connor! It's national we hate Connor day, you smell."
by iloveeatingbabiesyummy March 26, 2024
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