Lap Dog

cant train a human but you can a dog. most likely you have this kind of person in your life. Mutt cunt who will come up to your face whilst you sleep to check whos snoring. BECAUSE she was told to.

Kiarah is a lap dog
This lap dog has no mind of its own

by Funnygirl303 November 13, 2023

European Dog

A girl dog that when it gets excited is yelled at saying, "European all over the floor".

That European dog left a wet spot on the floor.

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

Johnny mad dog

An old leathery skinned man walking around high as a kite harassing women and stealing dogs

Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get

Johnny Mad dog just knocked of my missus and my dog the crazy old bloke

by Mad dog watchers November 18, 2023

dog

god

oh my dog its Jesuses left sandal.

by blastroese December 8, 2022

Tucker-dog

He’s the bestest boy with pointy ears…but no he is not a deer; and doe he may be the same weight…in the 1950s Disney move he did not skate; in his heart there’s only wüw 💜 … better bet likes his pets and rubs; some people try to call him a frog…but not I says I, that’s a Tucker (🐕)

“Wow, look at that cool frog.”

“No, that’s not a frog—THAT’S TUCKER-DOG.”

by Dorf rrats December 8, 2022

Ukrainian dog bowl

Where one nuts in another's asshole and after it's filled to the brim you force the counterpart to lick it out of their ass like a dog water bowl

Alfonso enforced the Ukrainian dog bowl method on Sarah while she was tied up

by The_most.random December 9, 2022

Dog

Extremely dumb animal that eats poop as well as your buttcrack.

Dumbo ate the viewer’s poop and buttcrack like a dog.

by The bjkhxskjh December 9, 2022