Butt scooting

"When a K9 wipes their anus on the carpet in a rapid motion to relieve an itch"

When someone "drags their ass" as in taking a long time to complete a task, also known as "milking it".

Jesus, you are really butt scooting today aren't you???

by Superrod29 April 26, 2016

butt knocking

When a lady lies on her side and uses her butt, to knock on your barn doors to simply ask, “can your dick come out to play”.

Usually in the spoon, cuddling position but sometimes standing if she is tall enough.

She said she was tired and going to sleep with her back to me, however her Butt Knocking made it clear she wanted some dick.

by Splane750 September 25, 2020

Butt lice

Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.

If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.

by Theonlybuttlicesurvivor December 4, 2022

butt bruise

when you get a bruise on your butt form anal.

man 1: hey bro is your butt bruised? man 2: ummm No!!!! man1: well your boyfriend has good aim.

by mandingle dime shaboficus October 9, 2010

Titty butt

A floatation devise in China that they use to get through a girls vagina

“Rico pass me the titty butt I’m about ready to get through her omg I’m through”

by Johnnytittybutt December 30, 2019

Butt Money

When you have so much money, it’s coming out of your butt. You spend butt money quick because, well, it came out of your butt so you want to get rid of it ASAP.

We’re taking a limo tonight because I have butt money.

by Mmmm Peanuts November 4, 2022

rumple butt

Someone who is being a stubborn or unreasonable. Another word for butthead.

Yo, Jarrett was a rumple butt yestday. He shit all over the living room.

by modotcom April 21, 2018