Reverse Swallowing Syndrome, aka RSS or RSD, is a rare condition where when you try to swallow something, you end up spitting it everywhere. If you want to swallow something, you have to act like you're about to spit it out. It's a rare condition happening to 1 in a million people. Often you'll forget you have it and get in trouble
Person 1: Dude, what the fuck!? Why did you just spit your Mountain Dew all over me?
Person 2: Sorry, I have Reverse Swallowing Syndrome
Person 1: That's bullshit, there's no such thing
Person 2: Ableist!! Look it up idiot
Person 2: Sorry, I have Reverse Swallowing Syndrome
Person 1: That's bullshit, there's no such thing
Person 2: Ableist!! Look it up idiot
by bigballs_cheeseman42069ballZ March 10, 2024
Get the reverse swallowing syndromemug. The overwhelming need to be the best at something, anything.
Comes from the major ambition associated with the Slytherin House.
Comes from the major ambition associated with the Slytherin House.
Becky was crying because her teacher told her that she was as good as the best person in class because she has Slytherin Syndrome.
by SexualGiraffe December 6, 2016
Get the Slytherin Syndromemug. a disease most commonly found in the United States that causes people to sort every single political position into one of 2 camps, sorting every person into these groups even if the people within them have almost nothing in common. This is usually a subjective judgment of left vs. right and may be based on the major parties within a 2 party system, but it can also apply to other cases where they think everyone who doesn't agree with their very specific worldview is exactly the same. Symptoms include mind-numbingly stupid takes, seething rage, and excessive tribalism.
examples of 2 party syndrome may include:
"the democrats are communists"
"all libertarians are literally nazis"
"socialism is when the government does stuff, all you statists are socialists"
"if you're not hyper-specific leftist tendency you serve the bourgeoisie and are no better than a fascist"
"the democrats are communists"
"all libertarians are literally nazis"
"socialism is when the government does stuff, all you statists are socialists"
"if you're not hyper-specific leftist tendency you serve the bourgeoisie and are no better than a fascist"
by cheese toastie with pickles October 4, 2021
Get the 2 party syndromemug. An individual with a mental illness worse than down syndrome
Often with the side effects of the individual looking "well fed" Aka "FAT AF"
Often with the side effects of the individual looking "well fed" Aka "FAT AF"
by Whoelse021 August 11, 2024
Get the Mozzy syndromemug. A term originating from popular anime/manga/light novel "Overlord", where character called Demiurge is famous for misinterpreting things MC says.
Person "A" says or does something stupid.
While person "B" thinks there is no way person "A" can say or do anything stupid.
Therefore person "B" gives the thng person "A" said or did a clever meaning.
In such case we say that person "B" was struck by Demiurge syndrome.
If it is a common occurance, we say person "B" has Demiurge syndrome.
While person "B" thinks there is no way person "A" can say or do anything stupid.
Therefore person "B" gives the thng person "A" said or did a clever meaning.
In such case we say that person "B" was struck by Demiurge syndrome.
If it is a common occurance, we say person "B" has Demiurge syndrome.
by JustPixels April 14, 2023
Get the Demiurge syndromemug. Man, ever since Mike told me about his wild night with Amanda I've had a bad case of Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.
by McGillionaire November 5, 2016
Get the Carpool Tunnel Syndromemug. Toby Keith Syndrome is a dangerous condition in which an out of shape individual recognizes that he is not as good as he once was, but sets out to prove that he is as good once as he ever was. This syndrome offen results in orthopedic injuries. The condition is more commonly seen on weekends, holidays, and surrounding the timing of major sports balls events.
by Nopenotadoctor February 7, 2025
Get the Toby Keith Syndromemug.