National Blowjob Day

National Blowjob Day(July 9th) - Your significant other has to give you a blowjob

John - Hey honey it’s National Blowjob Day

Sarah - Ok (proceeds to get on knees)

by Jake Lovely July 9, 2024

National Sweaty Balls Day

National Sweaty Balls Day Takes Place Every January 11th, All Men Are Required to Sniff Their Balls Atleast Once That Day, The Rule Being Upped to Atleast 10 Times if The Person is a Femboy. The Sweatier The Better

"Bro Ron, Today is National Sweaty Balls Day, You Know What That means!"

by Allastorm December 28, 2024

On nation

approval, recognition or affirmation, of something somebody else just said.

We all meeting at the club at 11pm

The boys respond “on nation“

*similar to “word”

by Giggles and pickles June 6, 2024

Crustacean nation ejaculation

When three crabs surround a dildo a take turns shoving it in someone's asshole

Sammy just had the best crustacean nation ejaculation ever

by Rattledboy July 20, 2021

National kick an Ollie day

It is on the 20th of november

National kick an Ollie day

by Ollie.yeet.yeet.Ollie November 20, 2020

National argument day

Happy arguments day! On this great day everyone takes their anger out on you and everything goes to sh*t

"whats the day today?"
"National argument day!"

by Sabre.fox May 20, 2021

August 28 National date a hooper day

Date someone who plays basketball 🏀

It’s august 28 national date a hooper day. you play basketball “yeah” let’s date

by J0rd@n 23$ August 26, 2022