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Mr. President Sex

To invite someone over, or to stay the night, under the premise of sex, only to not make it past 2nd base the entire night. Must be done at least three times in order to be considered Mr. President sex.
Jimmy invited me over last night and made it seem like there’d be some P in V action. Instead he just Mr. President sexed me.
by vote for this dick October 24, 2023
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sex story

The contents of your trash can.
This sex story is the shit... tiest.
by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 April 1, 2017
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wild diabetes sex

When you put sugar on the top of your dick and then fuck a girl that has diabetes until she has a seizure
"Wow, man have you ever had wild diabetes sex?"

"No, dude, I'll try it later!"
by Ali the Mexican pervert April 25, 2014
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sex pie

the result of the sexual act of inserting pie filling into a womans vagina then followed by having sex with it, then at teh very end after finishing you put a crust(of semen) on it
Catie got a sex pie in the parking garage after watching porn
by hobodragon September 9, 2007
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pb and j sex

When having sex with your girl while on her period and you decide to switch from the pussy for some anal penetration.
Jerome: bro i was fucking the chick tanya on her period last night
raheem: yeah?
Jerome: I got some of that pb and j sex from that bitch
raheem: word? whats that?
Jerome: I took that dick out the bloody pussy and jammed it in her ass and had some pb and j sex.
by pb and j sex October 15, 2014
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Sexinacup (Sex in a cup)

As is. Describes a drink that just tastes like an orgy in a cup. Such a drink would taste so delicious, that it would most likely have to be banned around the world because it would soon become an addictive substance. Due to the fact that many people have varying taste-buds, the specific drink may vary on a person-to-person basis.
You have to try that new Monster. I drank it and five seconds late, I destroyed Pluto with my pinky. I'm not kidding, that stuff was "Sexinacup (Sex in a cup).
by I Plead to Fifth May 25, 2010
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Polar Bear Sex

Having sex when its too cold to take your dressing gown off, but you have to make sure its rough loving (Stay in character)
Josh You want to have sex?

Sally No its too cold!!

Josh Rarrrr, oh yeah baby!......Polar Bear Sex!

Alex Is it necessary that you do this on top of me?
by Bear-cub December 31, 2010
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