dirty skank hoe that smokes piece as if it were thier job and lacks propper identification to reside in the USA
by shablabla December 26, 2008
Get the cock smoking thunder douchemug. 1) To have a similar cock to your father/mother.
2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.
2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.
Dad: Well Johnny, you're really a chip off the old cock.
Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.
Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.
by shmaller July 20, 2006
Get the chip off the old cockmug. by big daddy poobah June 16, 2017
Get the grandfather cock butthole penismug. the highest rank in any militant system of which the only way to achieve is to kill an enemy with ones erection. it puts one possesing the title above all others and women fall to their knees before him. in all, the greatest men alive.
*note; women cannot reach this rank do to lack of weapon*
*note; women cannot reach this rank do to lack of weapon*
Guy1: dude the other day i was out walkin out in town and this guy tried to mug me, i had forgotten my kniofe and was forced to use the only weapon i had.
Guy2: congradulations, you have officly recieved the rank of super general monster cock.
Guy2: congradulations, you have officly recieved the rank of super general monster cock.
by new world soldier July 20, 2011
Get the super general monster cockmug. stupid mother fucker who really had sexual feeling for his quazzi-moto-ish best friend, CAPTAIN OF HIS FLAG FOOTBALL TEAM, and whose fav. movie is the princess bride., and has no emotional backbone, taking less than 14 days to get over a 7 month relationship w/ his "love of his life"
by that girl who is prettier than you(mr.tinkles) October 16, 2003
Get the cock sucking ex-boyfriendmug. Term from 'Team America World Police', the Parker and Stone movie, where Spottsworth asks Gary to suck him off but doesn't actually show the act.
1.Any claim of delivering the cookies where the movie, actors, or people in a situation on TV, or in real life, fails to actually show anything!
2. Kind of like falling off the rails or failure to deliver.
1.Any claim of delivering the cookies where the movie, actors, or people in a situation on TV, or in real life, fails to actually show anything!
2. Kind of like falling off the rails or failure to deliver.
Gary suck my cock.
Tom: You know in Team America when Gary was aske,d suck my cock, by Spottsworth?
Zeke: Yeah
Tom: Well they don't actually show it! I was pissed. I wanted to see him at least get a facial cumshot. I mean they showed other puppets fucking, even Gary, but no blowjob.
ZXeke: But there is porn of it somewhere.
Tom: You know in Team America when Gary was aske,d suck my cock, by Spottsworth?
Zeke: Yeah
Tom: Well they don't actually show it! I was pissed. I wanted to see him at least get a facial cumshot. I mean they showed other puppets fucking, even Gary, but no blowjob.
ZXeke: But there is porn of it somewhere.
by americafkyahfdf June 19, 2011
Get the Gary suck my cockmug. Having both cockbreath and halitosis breath at the same time, which makes your mouth foul in any way, shape or form.
Janice's breath was so foul after sucking my dick last night and not brushing her teeth for a week, she had a terrible case of cock-c-osis breath.
by moosehead7 July 29, 2006
Get the Cock-c-osis Breathmug.