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The contents of your trash can.
This sex story is the shit... tiest.
by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 April 1, 2017
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wild diabetes sex

When you put sugar on the top of your dick and then fuck a girl that has diabetes until she has a seizure
"Wow, man have you ever had wild diabetes sex?"

"No, dude, I'll try it later!"
by Ali the Mexican pervert April 25, 2014
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sex pie

the result of the sexual act of inserting pie filling into a womans vagina then followed by having sex with it, then at teh very end after finishing you put a crust(of semen) on it
Catie got a sex pie in the parking garage after watching porn
by hobodragon September 9, 2007
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pb and j sex

When having sex with your girl while on her period and you decide to switch from the pussy for some anal penetration.
Jerome: bro i was fucking the chick tanya on her period last night
raheem: yeah?
Jerome: I got some of that pb and j sex from that bitch
raheem: word? whats that?
Jerome: I took that dick out the bloody pussy and jammed it in her ass and had some pb and j sex.
by pb and j sex October 15, 2014
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Sexinacup (Sex in a cup)

As is. Describes a drink that just tastes like an orgy in a cup. Such a drink would taste so delicious, that it would most likely have to be banned around the world because it would soon become an addictive substance. Due to the fact that many people have varying taste-buds, the specific drink may vary on a person-to-person basis.
You have to try that new Monster. I drank it and five seconds late, I destroyed Pluto with my pinky. I'm not kidding, that stuff was "Sexinacup (Sex in a cup).
by I Plead to Fifth May 25, 2010
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Polar Bear Sex

Having sex when its too cold to take your dressing gown off, but you have to make sure its rough loving (Stay in character)
Josh You want to have sex?

Sally No its too cold!!

Josh Rarrrr, oh yeah baby!......Polar Bear Sex!

Alex Is it necessary that you do this on top of me?
by Bear-cub December 31, 2010
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Urban Sex Trolls

Perverted sex maniacs in "Urban Dictionary" who only come up with made-up slangs that always has something to do with "sex", because they mainly think with their genitals and not their brain. Some may also spam a bunch of sex jokes just to cause irritation to others who are actually trying to learn other slangs, but they can't because most slangs are always about sex, thanks to all these Urban sex freaks. Almost every slang word I read from there's always one with an alternate definition, having to do with sex.

People like these trolls need to be exterminated for poisoning the public with their sexual filth, and perpetuating more sexual perversion.
Me: *Simply Reading about "Lamps" in Urban Dictionary*

Urban Sex Troll: Writes "lamps" - Short for "Look At My Pussy Shorts". Referring to extremely short shorts that accentuate the female genitalia. Usually made of lycra or spandex. Like Daisy Dukes, but shorter."

Me: Wow! Are you fucking kidding me? I can't even look up the word "lamps" without it having to do with sexual perverted fantasies. Fuck these Urban Sex Trolls. They're mainly the reason why people hardly come here to this site.
by Mr. Ice Cream Man May 23, 2016
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