Zach

Zach a tall skinny boy. His personality is sweet and he’s normally a gamer. He normally wears Hey Dudes. Yes, the rumors are true. He has a horse cock.

Damn. Did you see his bulge? Zach got the fatty bro.

by ass pears June 21, 2021

Zach

An individual with the propensity to engage in coitus with goats, or other goat-like animals.

Austin: “Hey Moe, did you see that zach over there?”

Moe: “Yeah bro, beastiality is gross. Zach play.”

by Ar11936255 November 23, 2022

Zach Konrad

Sweet innocent and prude. will never get into anyones pants because he is too prude. generally nice guy but because of this will never get any action because hes to scared of girls

A nun gets more action then a Zach Konrad

by potpie2 December 13, 2010

Zach

He do be cute doe

Man, Zach is pretty heckin adorable.

by lauren_islegit August 19, 2020

Zach

A really cool, chill, caring guy. Doesn't talk all the time, but is there for you when you need him. Zach is a man of many talents and overall is just the perfect man.

Person 1. OMG is that Zach?
Person 2. I think it is!!
Person 3. He is like, so awesome!!

by kyle_pogz January 16, 2023

Black Zach women

A African American woman and this guy have the same eyes. 👀

Hey guess what I found!!!! A black Zach women 👩🏿 🦱

by VerónicaEvens69 November 24, 2020

zach hochberg

A man who is ugly, fat, and fails 9th grade but somehow pulls the baddest bitch in the club.

Damn I wish I was a Zach hochberg last night.

by Gary Townsend May 15, 2018