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Zach

Gay af and likes to get handjobs from a dude named Leo
Zach is bicurious in 7th
by Ballsinyourjaws October 13, 2020
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Zach

He is the most amazing boyfriend/guy friend you could ever get he is so sweet and cuddly on the inside although all he shows on the outside is the dark emo slipknot obsessed child that we all love his glowing honey coloured eyes and shoulder length curly soft brown hair is all you need in life.
Person 1: Holy sh*t look at how cute Zach is

Person 2: ikr im so jealous
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Zach

Zach is one of the most kindest boys' you will ever meet, trust me.

he is probably known to be a player but once he finds the right girl he'll hold onto her. He is one of the guys that will listen to your problems and reassure you when you're sad or upset. Hes one of the guys you could talk to for hours and never run out of words to say, the guy you fall head over heels for, the guy that makes your heart warm when he speaks to you. Zach is a loveable person and a great hugger, and if he buys you something and you try pay him back he would get offended lol, whatever you do, dont hurt him. he tends to overthink alot so dont ever lie to him. hes that guy every other guy wants to be. He will show how much he cares for you even infront of his friends- he can be an asshole around his friends but hes genuinely just perfect. and if you know a zach, hold onto him. hes worth it.
random: 'darn, i wish i knew a zach..'
me: 'hes my bestfriend. (:'
by megluvsuu October 4, 2020
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Zach

Zach is the type of person t put others in front of himself. He likes to have fun and be popular but that doesn't always go his way. Most likely single although he would make a good BF. He will do anything for a girl he likes.
Zach is just amazing in everything he does.
by INeedSomeoneInMyLife January 3, 2019
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Zach

She thinks I'm a Zach
by MamaBearz November 23, 2021
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Zach

A person who replays anime memes and thinks it's funnier each time. He also always says he's NOT a weeb, But he is....
Zach: Look at this anime show
normie: No
Zach: you'll LIKE IT.
normie: dies of anime cringe
by DESTROY ALL WEEBS December 23, 2020
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Zach Haircut

The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.
Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.
by Ballrock November 29, 2016
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