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wizard wand

A wizard wand is when you take your girls dildo and bust a nut all over it. You then have your girl piss on it to give it some Mello warmth. Then quickly so it doesn’t cool off stick the wand in your girls pussy. ( for special effect stick your dick in her anus to give her the two sticker). They say wizard wands are magical.
Maria and I were role playing last night and I was a warlock so I gave her a wizard wand.

I use used a wizard wand to give Mary a two sticker.
by I like the thicc Bois January 4, 2019
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Corn wizard

Those who are disingenuously self proclamedly based
Garett Carmel is such a corn wizard name
by ifadickwasmine April 1, 2025
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Wizard

Some crazy old guy who runs around naked holding his penis and yelling.
"I'M A WIZARD AND THIS IS MY WAND PATRICK THE PENIS!"
by The Great What's-His-Face September 21, 2016
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Math Wizard

Passing a Math Exam/ Class without knowing how to do math.

Every math wizard needs a Hot/ Talented Brunette who works in mysterious ways.
That kid is a math wizard, he got a 100 on the test but I saw his worksheet and he couldn’t do basic division.
by B 0 B April 9, 2025
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Glizzard Wizard

A person who could make a Glizzy disappear via any orifice in ones body regardless of length and width.
Mike: "Damn did you see Winston sit on that Glizzy and make it disappear?"

Marcus: "Not surprised; when I try to BBQ Glizzies when he is over, I can never find em."

Mike: "There he is! That damn Glizzard Wizard!"
by UncleBrewski210 January 18, 2023
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Liquor Wizard

One who makes alochol taste like food.
Sean is a liquor wizard. He made Washington Apples!
by Ttale March 1, 2015
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Wizard sleeve

...when she pulled down her pants it looked like a wizard sleeve.
by Male chauvinist pig February 27, 2018
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