haircut wanker

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut

Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life

by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018

hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep

you are such a hair wanker

by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017

Wanker

The term "wanker" was coined by the British government in 1951 to be used in reference to the crown's subjects.

"There are wankers all over the world. The sun never sets on wankers."

by Boring Aaron October 28, 2018

orchard wanker

A person that HAS TO HAVE all their tech products branded Apple

Johnny is such an orchard wanker

by Icedevimon November 27, 2021

Wetsuit Wanker

A kook from the Inland Empire who tans in a wetsuit to score chicks

I caught Johnny sprawled out in his wetsuit in the backyard yesterday, what a wetsuit wanker.

by Hang Eleven December 20, 2020

pizza oven wanker

Someone with far to much money from flying planes that has taken the art of cooking pizza far to seriously

Check out my new pizza oven

Shut up Greg you pizza oven wanker

by Pastaloverjames November 7, 2020

Wanker

Wanker means.. your ex

My ex is a wanker

by Yesandnobutmabye June 28, 2020