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haircut wanker

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut
Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life
by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018
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hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep
by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017
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Wanker

The term "wanker" was coined by the British government in 1951 to be used in reference to the crown's subjects.
"There are wankers all over the world. The sun never sets on wankers."
by Boring Aaron October 28, 2018
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orchard wanker

A person that HAS TO HAVE all their tech products branded Apple
Johnny is such an orchard wanker
by Icedevimon November 27, 2021
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Wetsuit Wanker

A kook from the Inland Empire who tans in a wetsuit to score chicks
I caught Johnny sprawled out in his wetsuit in the backyard yesterday, what a wetsuit wanker.
by Hang Eleven December 20, 2020
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pizza oven wanker

Someone with far to much money from flying planes that has taken the art of cooking pizza far to seriously
Check out my new pizza oven

Shut up Greg you pizza oven wanker
by Pastaloverjames November 7, 2020
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Wanker

Wanker means.. your ex
My ex is a wanker
by Yesandnobutmabye June 28, 2020
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