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Waffling wanker

A person who is poor at arguing, by resorting to saying absolutely anything they think could be a valid point but it turns out to be irrelevant or 'waffle'
Tom, that has no relevance to this argument you waffling wanker!
by PICKLE_RIIICK October 6, 2023
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Wiggly white wanker

A boy with floppy blonde hair that shows his inner sadness and how he longs to hang it’s often seen over one eye. He cries himself to sleep in secret every night but during the day acts arrogant and above everyone except the ones below him who he sarcastic teases. He also tries his best to like girls but is drawing to boys
by Jonah_creighton February 16, 2022
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wankering

a group of anti vaxxers or anti maskers.

can also be used for any group that has a collective opinion that is misguided, or in english, simply wrong.
"Look, a wankering of anti-vaxxers!"
by chsgaming July 24, 2021
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Wanker.

Literally meaning masturbator. Just as a normal person would prefer to have sex with a partner, a wanker would have sex with themselves(i.e. wank) out of sheer self-love.
They display traits such as narcissism, vanity, arrogance, egotism, boastfulness and poser-ism.
Younger wankers are found driving hatchbacks with a $4000 stereo system in them or at universities (mainly arts students), trendy night spots and Starbucks.
Older wankers drive convertible Porsches that they can't really afford and talk loudly on their phones in public.
Female wankers put their lips in photos.
He calls himself by his own nickname. What a wanker!
She spent half the night taking selfies so she can put them on facebook so people thinks she has a social life. Wanker.
He posts pro-refugee stuff on facebook just to make himself look good. He's just a wanker!
He actually tells people how much money he makes. Total wanker!
by AntiWanker June 27, 2018
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Wanker

Wanker - a person who likes to breathe
She loves life and to breathe, she's a wanker
by Reynaluvrs July 7, 2022
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Adam is a Wanker

Term used for someone who is an asswanker
See that guy over there he’s Adam he’s a total asswanker

Adam is a wanker
by Ross Griffin December 17, 2023
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didgeridoo wanker

someone that prefers getting wanked off by someone with long acrylic nails
i know a right didgeridoo wanker.. never getting it from me
by longnailednitch January 30, 2021
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