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We-Suck Day

Wesak Day is a day where everyone in the entire world (or universe) literally sucks balls!
We-Suck is defined as a day where everyone sucks.
Vesak Day is on May 29th, 2018, and that falls on a Saturday. Happy Holidays!
Today's the day where everyone sucks because it's We-Suck Day!
by Microtrick Windhoes August 20, 2018
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We Will Not Shit on the Bed

Mr: Krabs: THE PLAQUE!
Squidward: We Will Not Shit on the Bed.
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
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Are we still friends?

A phrase used to temper emotions after direct, if not harsh, feedback. It's used to remind the receiver that their relationship is primary and important, and the feedback or comment comes with no intention to ruin the relationship, only to strengthen it.
People love Patrick's self-help program because even though he's super direct, he keeps the relationship intact. His trick is to say "are we still friends?" throughout the tough sessions. He'll call you out and yet somehow you don't feel beat down. I think that's why he's always booked.

Patrick: "You drank and gambled all your money away. You've chased away anyone who ever dared to love you. You're a total clusterfuck. Now look in that mirror right there and tell me who you are and who you can be without blaming anyone."

Me: *big sigh* "Hmmm... that big mirror?"

Patrick: "Yea... are we still friends?"

Me: *chuckles* ... "Yea... I guess we are."
by axolotyl92 June 12, 2022
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We need to talk.

If your girlfriend gives you this text, you're out of luck. If somebody else does though, they searched your browser history and found your "secret stuff."
"My girlfriend says we need to talk. I'm gonna hide and change my identity if you don't mind.
by Masterchief2653 April 1, 2015
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Have we met?

When a stranger text and you are trying to be nice in reply, or when someone says Hi and you have no freaking clue who they are!
-Hey
+Hey, Have we met?
by Hojack Borseman October 28, 2020
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we need to talk

worker: *shits in bosses cup*
boss: we need to talk.
worker: oh fuck
by nathan sucks July 11, 2021
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