Unicorn Horn

Needed for satisfying two women, the act of strapping a dildo on to one's own forehead while thrashing their head like they are listening to heavy metal, while it is penetrating the women's rectum also simultaneously yelling at the top of their longs the opening to my little pony. And as she skirks let's out a death defying neigh.

P1: "did you head that noise last night?"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"

by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023

Unstable Unicorn

An unstable unicorn is a person who gets horny at random times, or just at all times.

A: "my girlfriend is literally always horny. Shes such an unstable unicorn."

B: "yea, I wouldnt date Ellie. Shes an unstable unicorn. I mean unless you are too...."

by BubblegumBats February 20, 2022

unicorn boobies

Another name for a female pursued but never conquered; A mythical set of boobs

He spent most of his free time online talking to unicorn boobies.

by Glimi December 24, 2008

Unicorn Poo

1. Unicorn excrement.

2. Ice cream with Nerds™ (or some other epic tangy candy) sprinkled on top. The most accurate use of the word occurs if the ice cream is also rainbow sherbet in addition to the candy.

Let's go down to Ice Cream Towne and buy us some Grade A Unicorn Poo.

by Sethy Seth December 22, 2010

Unicorn Hunting

When a guy or girl has unrealistically high standards for the people they date.

Dave is still single because he goes unicorn hunting every time he's out.

by Screechy Witch August 3, 2017

Unicorn Sex

Unicorn Sex is the sexual intercourse between a man with a dildo taped to his forehead and a woman who's anal with be penetrated by the same dildo that was taped to the man's forehead

"Hey, John!"
"Yeah Timmy?"
"JUST HAD FREAKIN UNICORN SEX LAST NIGHT!"
"k."

by Khagreytits September 2, 2014

Unicorn Rider

The nickname given to a woman who fantasizes about riding fierce, mysteriously beautiful mythical creatures during sex.

"Wat. Krystina fantasizes about riding mythical creatures during sex?"
"Yeah, she's a Unicorn Rider."

by BigSondra December 9, 2010