uber

1. an app for people too rich for muni

2. sufficiently better than lyft

U wanna bus home with me?
-Nah, I just ordered my uber

by iwantfoodpleasefeedme April 1, 2018

Uber Waiting Face

A particular look of confusion and impatience when someone is waiting curbside for their Uber or Lyft and they start to approach your car even though you’re not an Uber.

e.g. If you’re driving any car typically associated with an Uber or Lyft (Dark Prius etc) you will get the Uber Waiting Face. The ride seeker will give you the look and then start to approach your car.

by noticer27 July 31, 2019

Uber Dick

Refers to a penis so large that it may sometimes resemble a third leg. If you have this condition, remember that people, especially females, may come up to you and ask to see your uber dick or even touch it.

Wow look at that guys uber dick!

Yeah I saw him at the store he had it slung over his shoulder!

by I couldn't fins any other name August 24, 2021

Uber Pool

A threesome with 2 dead Somalian guys

Avery was pleased with everything about his uber pool…besides the smell!

by Gay guy 69420 August 29, 2025

uber pwners

(oober powners)n. 1 a band name 2 people who pwn uberly

here's an awsome jazz band they are the uber pwners! (clapping)

by Tim Christensen July 20, 2007

uber fart

After an uber driver gives you a ride, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.

I gave that uber driver an uber fart for a tip!

by dboys194 May 8, 2016

Uber Album

An album released by a band that contains all of their songs you will ever need to hear. Greatest Hits albums do not count, as they are intended to give you all of the band's best songs.

This word is intended to be used only by people who have an interest in a band, but aren't huge fans of them.

Ex. Smash Mouth - Astro Lounge. All of their good songs are on this album, unless you are a dedicated fan (unlikely).

The Beatles are an example of a band without an Uber album.

Hey, did you hear about Drowning Pool's new album coming out? I hear it's supposed to be an uber album!

by gargoyle772 June 9, 2009