Tom and Nynx

They think they are platonic when in REALITY they are quite literally the most romantic mfs you have ever seen. Trust me. I’d know.

Wow, Tom and Nynx are really gay.

by TOMALLIUMS December 22, 2022

Douche-tom

The biggest fag ever, enjoys placing african americans cocks in his mouth and or asshole

Douche-Tom sucked the cock until he choked then put the black guys 24 incher in his ass, he still shits anacondas.

by THE MAN YAA March 6, 2009

Tom Doughty

Not scared, One who is not scared to go above and beyond EMS skills that are not even known by man kind

Tom Doughty once saved a deer's life my decompress its collapsed lung. Only for the deer to get up prance away. As the deer prance away Tom shot the deer swat style and made deer steaks for dinner for everyone on crew.

by Swat or not March 31, 2009

Tom and Robby

A cocktail made with pabst blue ribbon and a menthol cigarette.

Bar keep, I'd like 1 tom and robby. Extra warm.

by Johny Okaloosa May 1, 2020

edgy tom

An edgy tom is a teenage boy who wears trousers that are too short for him but his socks pulled up making sure his legs still keep warm. He wears an oversized jumper or a large jacket which is way to big for him. His favourite brands tend to be Nike and Reebok.

His edges help him stand out from the crowd.

Shall we get edgy tom a jägerbomb.

Oh, look! It’s edgy Tom.

by Kris G x January 23, 2019

Tom Wanks

It is said of a male person continuously having the urge to masturbate in public places when in good company.

1. Did you see John last night in his office? He was masturbating again! He's such a Tom Wanks.

2. Paul, if you really have the urge to masturbate or to workplay, please go to the bathroom and lock it! Don't be a Tom Wanks.

3. Man, always when I go out with you guys to the cinema I feel like needing to masturbate when the movie starts. You may be right, I might be a Tom Wanks.

by LCFO December 9, 2021

Tom Banner

Tom Banner is a bloodclart gstar and is a proper geezer. Man loves to play Fish Game still when he is white boy wasted and is with bare gyaldem in his crib. I love you Thomas xxxxxxxxx

Jamal: Where has my large collection of girlfriends gone?
Labronx Labronx Sanders: My drilla Tom Banner has taken them all for personal use as man is rather white boy wasted.
Jamal: What a silly delinquent!!!

by Xx._WomanLover_.xX October 16, 2021