Tommy

Girl Dad and voracious lover of life. Big bouncy ever-ready badass. Rarely consistent always persistent. Speaks his mind constantly, but seldom ever asked. Hard on the outside, soft in the middle. You just have to know how many licks it takes. Once you are under him, you'll never get over him. Tommy, you're number 1.

You can always count on Tommy if you are craving hard salami.

Tommy is a meat and potatoes kind of guy who loves to eat roast beef.

by Jennymakeithappen August 25, 2022

tommy yang

a sexy beast , he is so hot with a huge above average cock from china ( 2 inches ), maia fitzgerald want his cock in her nose , his cum is like a magical potion which cleanses the earth of sadness , his mother uses his cream as moisturizer, he is apart of an ancient cult which includes all of the sexest men on this planet long live the sext beat tommy yang .

wow look at that nice cock

yea must be tommy yang

tommy yang - yea maia shove it in your noise i know you want to

by thats a WAP September 1, 2020

Tommy

Tommy is a child which screams when happy, scared or angry. like actually angry as hell. he also swears when needed. well not only needed, maybe all the time.

Tommy: HAH YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH
Wilbur: Phil, why is Tommy always screaming?
Phil: well, hes just Tommy, ya know?

by quackitystanlmao June 27, 2021

tommy woolston

Someone who is VERY short

He is tommy woolston

by ANONNYMOUS V66 September 14, 2018

twelve pound tommy

Referring to a man who crushes Jeeters with his 12 pounder.

Someone who can talk anyone out of their stash or their pants without trying.

Damn twelve pound Tommy abracadabra'd me

by Damage157 October 10, 2022

Tommy

One sexy fucka that asks for bikes that cost a 10a

Tommy ya ain't getting a bike for a tenna ya silly cunt

by Cyanic August 30, 2022

Tommy Aqua

nickname for Saint Tomas Aquinas used when thomist Catholics argue using memes.

Atheist: You believe in sky fairy. God does not exist.
Catholic: Have you even read Tommy Aqua's Summa Memeologica Pars Prima Question 2 Article 3 Whether God exists?

by Tommy QuackQuack April 16, 2018