Chode Snake

An extremely annoying or contemptible person.

"have you met that Dale guy that used to have that fake newspaper?"

"I have, and he's a real fuckin' chode snake."

by the Chame-Loc'ster July 28, 2023

snake beater

One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.

Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.

Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.

by FloorBageo May 16, 2014

Snake Chub

When you get an erection that snakes up your leg and you can feel it slowly striding along the side of your leg.

"Shit man, I'm rockin' a full blown snake chub!"

by swf6877 September 25, 2018

solid snake

to sneak in a girls house with a erection in a skin tight suit unnoticed and bang here.

dude i was so like solid snake last night to have sex with my girl.

by okemonmaster4life March 27, 2015

snakes on a dick

To be said in response to a question about how things are going at work or on a project when things are going well. When term is coupled with a hang lose hand sign it means things are going exceptionally well!
"like dicks on a snake" would mean the opposite, things are not going well.

"How are you and Tommy coming along running that copper tubing on the roof?" "Like snakes on a dick, boss"

"How's your science project coming along, little Willie?" "like snakes on a dick, dad"

by Izzy Longer January 8, 2014

Snake Lover

Snake Lovers are a group who has a snake fetish, often fantasizing about snakeskin being pulled across their skin and/or a snakes scaly tail sliding inside of the snake lovers ass/pussy and often masturbates to those fantasize but never performs these acts in the real-world. some can become aroused with just a image of their prefer snake. May collect snake related items

there are some subgroup of Snake Lovers, like the Snake Foodies the Snake Fuckers and the Squeeze Toys

He's a snake lover.
You sure are a snake lover!
I'm a snake lover.

by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018

Sneak Snaking

Sneak Snaking: action of someone who tries to trick another person out of money or property.

The man at the car dealer was "sneak snaking" around with the contract and the price of the car.

by Jesse Decor April 10, 2021