The art of loosing a golf ball, in a water hazard, while playing for money and miraculously finding it when no one is looking.
by Neverlostaballever August 30, 2018
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I was at the football game and there was a massive Turtle Parade because there was only 1 porta jon.
by Mr. Pix September 21, 2018
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by Dik chez October 14, 2018
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by All america bitch December 24, 2018
Get the turtle head mug.A Turtle Cake is when a man has a small penis that is also uncircumcised that resembles a frightened turtle and is put between the ass cheeks of an unsuspecting victim, thus the turtle is between the cakes.
by River.01 March 4, 2019
Get the Turtle cake mug.Is probably the best fucking thing to happen to me. He is my turtle, my husband, my everything, my bunny and everything i need when it comes to the relationship were in. Idk what I'd do with out him but i fuckin love him so fuckin much. Nun of u ppl will ever understand. I love love love him & cant wait till we eventually become 1. Cant wait till we become a family and many more things thats gonna happen in the future
by Sadae March 16, 2019
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