Wizard

To sneak up behind someone and insert something into their butthole. When they ask, 'did you just insert your finger into my butt?', you lean forward to show them both hands and say, 'that's not my finger!'
'WIZARD!'
My gf is still upset, I wizarded her hard when she was doing the dishes last night.
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Something that is super-duper coolio bro
That new video game looks SO WIZARD
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Wizard of “Oz”, Oz” meaning “ounce”.

What you say on the phone to your paranoid dealer who consumes to much of their own product and therefore believes that their “line is tapped by the feds”, or send in a text message intead of ounce. Of course if their “line was tapped” or “the feds were reading their messages” then “the feds” would deciever the true meaning of “wizard” because they suspected your dealer of dealing, the “the feds” would deciefer the true meaning of “wizard” in all of about 10 seconds.
Hello...yep, so yeah, I wanna get a wizard off you....How much?!...but a henry is only 20!...Hmmf...Ok, I’ll meet you in the car park of Maccie Ds in 10 minutes.
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Alright musher, couldn't sort us a wizard of bud could you?
by Rasklaat Robbie March 06, 2019
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Derogatory reference of the type of people you associate with world class nerds with 0 social skills, pale skin, and most likely a virgin
As the basement dweller continued to talk shit over the lobby chat, with a slight lisp, I thought to myself how much of an absolute wizard this kid was.
by _pabl0 December 28, 2020
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wizard is a pre-debut kpop girgroup under wd entertainment, they currently consist of 8 members; eunji, dohyun, hayoung, suyeon, dana, sumin, hana & jiyoung
their debut date is unknown they are curently realasing covers on their twitter account : WizarD_wd
"who are wizard?" "5th gen it girls"
by wizardebutwhen December 20, 2021
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