tom merricks

'tom merricks' doing a tom merricks means crying outside a nightclub and getting a taxi home to grovel back to his girlfriend after an argument.

wow dele did such a tom merricks last night
whipped underthethumb yolo notalad emotionaltimes

by rybrown69 October 28, 2013

Tom Pearling It

when you spew a bunch of bullshit and somebody else eats it up

"Yo Daniel is straight Tom Pearling It right now im straight bullshitting"

by DeadSyde June 26, 2023

Tom Daniels

Tomato Juice with a shot of Jack Daniels!

To Drink a Tom Daniels

by Bigtom67 April 25, 2010

Tom Stoolery

When taking a shit at work becomes the most productive thing you've done all day.

Dont go in the bathroom for about 20 minutes. I just preformed a legendary Tom Stoolery

by Jimboslice1985 October 22, 2019

Douche-tom

The biggest fag ever, enjoys placing african americans cocks in his mouth and or asshole

Douche-Tom sucked the cock until he choked then put the black guys 24 incher in his ass, he still shits anacondas.

by THE MAN YAA March 6, 2009

tom clowes

Big fat nigga mostly likes banana

Tom Clowes is obsessed with banana

by Ur mum gay ur granny tranny May 13, 2018

Amal Tom

The Indian god of war and sex. Amal tom gets all of the bitches but he doesn't want anyone to know so he pretends to study

Do you have a girlfriend. Naw Amal Tom stole my girl

by Facts4432 April 7, 2022