Pool

Something that is closed.

Pool’s closed due to aids and stingards (also with aids)

by SomeoneWhoNeedMemes November 2, 2017

Shirley around the pool

When a person swims majestically and proper around the pool while avoiding water to contact any part of their face.

(The "shirley-er") -"Let's go swimming! But I'm not getting my hair wet..."

(Random person) -"Oh, so are you going to shirley around the pool?"

by The Kawaii Gay Child April 19, 2018

Salt water pool

Slang term for the NSFW side of the internet.

I hate degenerate salt water pool swimmers

by JYKowalski May 7, 2025

Pool noodling

Funneling beer or liquor or water (if you're straight edge) through a pool noodle. Can be combined with a shoey, if you're a badass aussie. Invented at the Great Canadian Beer Purge.

I just pool noodled some Malort and j think I'm going to fucking die! Pool noodling is thr most FEST thing ever.

by Sparkles, Fest Cleric October 31, 2017

gene pool

many people put their sperm in the pool and impregnate the people within it

lets gene pool in the public pool!

good idea

by anonymous March 24, 2024

Poo 8 pool

Means you are both beautiful and a disappointment 💩🎱🏊 ♂️People use these emojis to describe the word

Joe you are such a poo 8 pool

Did u hear about Ella being a eight ball pool

by Bye looser September 30, 2020

pool boy

A "pool boy" is a servant who cleans pools.

In Internet pornography, these men exist primarily as eye candy to the rich and famous. The posting is prestigious and anyone who takes up the mantle treated as an Adonis among men.

I studied at the Sorbonne to become a pool boy; while there, I espoused a blonde French maidservant as my bride. We had expected this to bring us fame and fortune in California, like that depicted on PornHamster.

If it's on the Internet, it must be true.

Neither of us is quite sure how exactly both careers turned out to be dead-end janitorial paths. If we can't rely upon PornHamster as an expert source when making professional career decisions, whom can we trust?

by bitchuck August 24, 2024