a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized
John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"
by NickPikk August 19, 2023
THE SEXIEST KNIGHTOF THEM ALL
by knwgrct December 01, 2022
An obese man with too much courage, and time on his hands (attempts to use his courage to get a relationship partner)
by Daddy's bottom boy August 12, 2021
The esteemed and incredibly handsome dean of students at College of the Ozarks. Who by night exacts justice upon Students breaking curfew or falling asleep during convocation.
by Arem February 09, 2024
A sex move where someone with under-bite places his/her mouth in front of the phallic item in question, a second person proceeds to push down on the back of his/her head, forcing him/her forward, engulfing the phallic item. The person then rips up like a shovel and the previous steps are repeated.
by dumbstercam September 22, 2019
Hetero, mostly white privilege people, who think they have to fight for LGBT community where it is completely unnecessary. Especially in situations where even the LGBT community doesn't care.
*Brand comes up with an ad with a hetero family and a lesbian family*
Everyone: "Wow, what a sweet and positive Ad!"
Rainbow Knight: "You know this doesn't show the diversity of people and love and family?! You disrespect the LGBTQ community and this is pure discrimination!"
Everyone: "Wow, what a sweet and positive Ad!"
Rainbow Knight: "You know this doesn't show the diversity of people and love and family?! You disrespect the LGBTQ community and this is pure discrimination!"
by KetoZone December 05, 2021
A man with looks but harsh backstories. Beaten and broken but loving and caring. Their best match is a torn princess because both cling like magnets. For they are both broken but if your man happens to be a rusted knight be thankful for he will never let you down or break your heart unless you do it to him first.
Hes a rusted knight. He looks like a rusted knight.
by ViolinCat27 December 13, 2018