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Jam

-Noun.

1. The blood a lady discharges from her Vagina whilst on her period.
"May we commence sexual intercource Geraldine?"

"Absolutley not robbert, my Vagnial region is dripping with period Jam"
by I am a fruit. September 14, 2009
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Log Jam

When having sex with a chick and she starts taking a shit, you stick your dick in her ass, creating a log-jam
"I was banging some chick last night and she started to take a dump, so I had to give her the log jam"
by sascode December 18, 2005
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Jam Fart

When A Boy Puts Loads of jam up his arsehole and bends over in front of the girls face and farts the jam over her face. A regular manouverue practiced in cwmbran.
Ben : last night, I checked my fridge and found some Jam...Not just any Jam, Strawberry Jam

Alex: yeah?

Ben: Well My Girl came over, we were going at it and BAM! I hit her with the jam Fart

Alex: Nice!
mugGet the Jam Fartmug.

jam roll

to lose one's virginity. rhyming slang of to get your hole.
i'll be gettin ma jam roll tonight
by Dave Alfonze October 13, 2003
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clam jam

The female equivalent of the cock block, but amongst two girls who'd like to get it on. A much more graphic term to use than box lock.
Trent is hanging out with a bunch of his lesbian friends at a bar. One of his friends' name is Lily.

Lily: That girl at the bar is so hot. I'm going to go hit on her.
Trent: No, I'm cranky. Let's go home.
Lily: Ok fine.

Trent has just clam jammed Lily.
by Candyce January 12, 2009
mugGet the clam jammug.

Jam Hot

A phrase used by DJ MistaJam on the radio station 1Xtra to describe a quality tune.
This tune is jam hot!
by sky2sb December 17, 2008
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jam band

A style of band that may or may not understand the concept of a song but seems to care less. All songs are improvised nonsense. Imagine if you will, the theme song from the TV program Seinfeld being played for two hours in a continuous loop with drum and guitar solos as "accompaniment". As opposed to jazz fusion. Which is actually the same but with horns. The fans participate by playing hacky sack and smoking marijuana. This helps to distract their brains from realizing how terrible the music is. Sometimes there is singing but the bands have no real opinions on anything so it doesn't much matter.

Fans defend this with the oft uttered cliche: "They are all trained musicians and have degrees and stuff." The same defense taken to an extreme would be analogous to going to a dentist for a cleaning and coming out with dentures.

Possible reasons for the popularity of these bands would be that their fans do a lot of shitty drugs such as is the case in the "techno" scene.
I can't tell one of these jam bands apart from another. Are you sure this is a DIFFERENT jam band?

One is the Grateful Dead/Phish and the second is trying to sound exactly like the Grateful Dead/Phish.

"We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little."
--Bart Simpson
by 2wm October 8, 2009
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