the Chode Awarness Geek is the guy people ask to explain what a chode is... usually to a mother in a long awkward drive home...
douche bag: hey ur a chode
chode awarness geek: no, i'm not... fuck you!
lady: whats a chode?
douche bag: ask the chode awarness geek...
chode awarness geek: no, i'm not... fuck you!
lady: whats a chode?
douche bag: ask the chode awarness geek...
by power metal whore November 04, 2009
A classification of a Geek's skills.
A level 5 Geek would have to have all the levels under him/her
Level 1: Can name basic parts of a computer and has a slightly higher than average knowledge of computers than the average person. (ie. Knows how a hard drive works)
Level 2: Knows all parts of a computer and what makes them better than others. (ie. Why Intel Graphics cards SUCK)
Level 3: Knows the Difference between an .exe and a .xyz (ie. .bat) and what each does
Level 4: Can make partitions etc. and can Install operating systems and create dual-boot setups. Familiar with one form of a Linux based operating system. (ie. Ubuntu)
Level 5: Can code at least a little bit with Languages like C, C#, Java, Visual Basic, Basic..... or C++
Level 6: Knows EXTENSIVE Knowledge of computer parts and how they all work together, and what would cause SNAFUs. (ie. compatibility issues)
Level 7: Extensive knowledge of a certain computer part(s), a specialty. And knows everything there is to know about that part. (ie. Graphics cards: DX11 CUDA cores, PhysX Good brands etc.)
Level 8: Can build a computer out of store bought components. (mother board, hard drive.....)
Level 9: Can write useful programs for computers
Level 10: Is employed for their Geek Skill (Freelance coder, Works at Best Buy, nVidia etc..)
A level 5 Geek would have to have all the levels under him/her
Level 1: Can name basic parts of a computer and has a slightly higher than average knowledge of computers than the average person. (ie. Knows how a hard drive works)
Level 2: Knows all parts of a computer and what makes them better than others. (ie. Why Intel Graphics cards SUCK)
Level 3: Knows the Difference between an .exe and a .xyz (ie. .bat) and what each does
Level 4: Can make partitions etc. and can Install operating systems and create dual-boot setups. Familiar with one form of a Linux based operating system. (ie. Ubuntu)
Level 5: Can code at least a little bit with Languages like C, C#, Java, Visual Basic, Basic..... or C++
Level 6: Knows EXTENSIVE Knowledge of computer parts and how they all work together, and what would cause SNAFUs. (ie. compatibility issues)
Level 7: Extensive knowledge of a certain computer part(s), a specialty. And knows everything there is to know about that part. (ie. Graphics cards: DX11 CUDA cores, PhysX Good brands etc.)
Level 8: Can build a computer out of store bought components. (mother board, hard drive.....)
Level 9: Can write useful programs for computers
Level 10: Is employed for their Geek Skill (Freelance coder, Works at Best Buy, nVidia etc..)
**Geek Level System**
Sam: "My netbook has a slow graphics card..."
Ian: "It needs the Intel Atom!:
level 9 Geek: "Shut up idiot, Intel can't make Graphics cards for shit! nVidia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
other level 9 Geek: "ATI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
...
Sam: "My netbook has a slow graphics card..."
Ian: "It needs the Intel Atom!:
level 9 Geek: "Shut up idiot, Intel can't make Graphics cards for shit! nVidia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
other level 9 Geek: "ATI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
...
by Level9Geek March 07, 2010
Basically a 'geek-a-lot' is a really geeky person. It is comparable to a regular geek, this is just geek * 10.
Some individual: "Would you like to do something rad 'n gnarly?"
Mr./Mrs. Geek-A-Lot: "No, I'm going home to eat cheese and fiddle with the computer with my cheese soaked fingers."
Mr./Mrs. Geek-A-Lot: "No, I'm going home to eat cheese and fiddle with the computer with my cheese soaked fingers."
by MissUkraine '89 March 31, 2005
by rawrchiteuthis September 08, 2011
by kevin r September 08, 2007
Sits at home and cries while he/she kills people on video game, and then continues on to cut himself or herself
Matt Kirk is such an Emo Computer Geek.
by Alex Phease September 12, 2006
Your typical Band Kid. Likes marching, but is happy to get out of practices. Thinks the band nerds are weird and the bands dorks annoying. They're cool with Choir Dweebs but tend to get on the Orchestra Nerds' nerves.
"Hey, the Band Director's not making us play post game! Cool!"
"You're just a Band Geek, aren't you."
"You're just a Band Geek, aren't you."
by me v.2.4 December 22, 2008