A male/female human who inserts his/her tongue deep into another females vagina during foreplay reaching into the uterus.
by Skidz395 February 24, 2014
by 3 Nutkabobs in a trench coat July 26, 2019
When you sucking your own dick and you shoot a load in your mouth and the skeet drips down your nose to your sack from the perfect head position
by Dave Lawrence July 22, 2014
father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card is nothing but rotten eggs, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card is nothing but rotten eggs, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
by Sexydimma September 02, 2014
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by Dr Neil September 04, 2008
any trial/shareware version of software that with either a keygen or a crack or any other way can become the full version, usually illegally.
by dabigpig May 21, 2004