bageler

Someone who is an expert at bagel making, specifically in the thinly sliced bagels. They also use garden vegetable toppings.

That girl make the most delicious bagel. I can believe shes such a skilled graphic designer AND bageler.

by bageler123 November 17, 2015

Bagelism

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo.

"Bro my family believes in bagelism"
"Damn that's sad"

by Bagelterms December 3, 2020

The Bagel

Something that has everything.

Damn she the bagel !!

This playlist is the bagel

by The_Warl0ck May 27, 2024

bagel

A sex toy for hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.

Goes well with avocado.

healthy donut

damn, that hobo is really going all out on that bagel. Must have run out of girls

by Pussy wagon 69420 January 9, 2022

she put her bagels on me

Something sexual

Grace, she put her bagels on me

by _Calm_ May 28, 2021

trash bagel

1. Insult. A person (usually a woman) with low cultural tastes and interests, poor education, and inflated sense of self worth; a trashy person who is vaguely bagel shaped.

2. A social leech who thinks they are contributing to society; a person who gloats about their non-efforts as immeasurable while belittling others so as to derail and steal from them; a mooch.

Name is such a trash bagel! She gave grandma a big sob story about her break up and not being able to afford rent and then used the money to get fillers and go outlet shopping.

by Owda Jopal December 30, 2022

Canadian bagel

When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.

Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.

by havensplayer June 13, 2018