Texas Wiggly Smack

The fine art of shaving your balls, letting the hair grow back just a little (typically a day or two) and then smacking someone in the face with your balls and then dragging them across the victims face.

The texas wiggly smack is best done while the victim is awake for maximum effect

by the baby puncher October 28, 2009

smack your mama

A food dish that is Sooo good that you want to smack your mama for not preparing it that way when you were a child,

This taste Sooo good it make you want to smack your mama.

by offcampussp December 20, 2016

CAPTAIN SMACK THAT HOE

A MAN OR WOMAN OF HIGH AUTHORITY SMACK DOWN THAT NO GOOD HOE!!!

YO IM CAPTAIN SMACK THAT HOE.. GET UR ASS IN LINE!

by COOKIEMONSTER2008 February 25, 2009

smack-dammit

When something makes you made enough to hit someone or something.

That person tailgating me is pissing me off, smack-dammit!

by Margieq August 17, 2006

Peanut Butter Smack

Whilst copulating, the act of scooping peanut butter into ones hand and smacking his/her partner across the face while proclaiming "How you like me now bizznitch!"

I've gave Matt the Peanut Butter Smack 5 times now since he moved in!

by Razor Train May 26, 2009

you look smacked

You look ugly, bad etc.....

You look smacked as fuck

by Akybsk April 1, 2017

crack n' smack

Any type of snacking or trail mix food created as a substitue for expensive brand name goods normally unaffordable by ghetto dwellers and 'hood-munks.

"Crunch n' Munch?! Pshhh...Boy this crack n' smack!"

by Jasmine Noel April 14, 2006