Diegoness

Noun.
The presence of Diego Luna, and his sexy self.

Dirty Dancing 1 was pretty great, but it lacked in Diegoness.

by Yellopebble January 1, 2010

Diego

A derogatory term used for THAT kind of guy your friend is seeing. Generally, a Diego, although not actually named Diego, is a guy that is between 15 and 19, quite unattractive (although your friend seems to think he's the hottest person on earth), and probably offensive. He usually leaves your friend mentally destroyed after your friend interacts with the Diego in question. Often, a Diego can be found conducting "1.2 GPA activities" in his free time alongside skating.

"Guys, Harsa Martinez's ex-boyfriend was such a Diego. I heard that he cheated on his new girlfriend (who is copying Harsa's style because she wants to be her so bad) and texted Harsa again even though she vowed to not speak to him again. I think Harsa and Diego are lowkey soulmates though because they're both mentally ill. Whatever, I guess Harsa is gonna have some more lore to her now."
"Ijbol. Harsa's losing the Idgaf War, I fear."

by Stream DYKTTATUOB August 26, 2023

Diego

A handsome boy who can snatch ur bitch real quick and also famouse for his 18 inch Wang!!!

Oh yes harder Diego

by Daplayer68338 January 29, 2017

San Diego welcome

To kiss someone while they are sitting on a toilet and taking a poop.

Sarah suprised me with a San Diego welcome on our anniversary.

by DudeMacDudeington June 22, 2022

John Diego

someone who should be kicked from the group chat at all costs.

Oh my god! John diego is so annoying!!!

by Jayman dogo September 18, 2020

Diego

Diego is the best gaylord (goodway) of the word. He is very nice and beautyful.
His interests are Sport and nice girls.

Everyone wants to be Diego.

by Splash_cash_ January 3, 2017

Diego

A Simp.

"Did you hear about DIEGO?"
"Yea he was such a Simp talking to that girl today"

by Heckpeck April 3, 2020