Social terrorism

When donkeys and unicorns come past their differences and become friends

Person A: did you hear about social terrorism?

Person B: yeah, I'm so glad unicorns and donkeys became friends!

by Craaaazyunicrons July 22, 2022

Turd Terrorism

Going into a toilet, doing a massive poopoo then leaving. Without flushing.

It’s more than that. It’s arrogant. It’s like an act of terrorism, turd terrorism.

by QuandaleDingle69 September 25, 2022

Culinary terrorism

When you're supposed to be preparing your boss's lunch and you poison them whether accidentally or not.

The term was invented by Jesse Watters of fox News f-sag. He now thinks his recent case of food poisoning or upset stomach was due to culinary terrorism perpetrated by his assistant Johnny

by Sexydimma May 26, 2023

Stochastic Terrorism

Stochastic Terrorism
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.

Trumplethinskin excoriated the left and others for stealing the 2020 election, he incited his followers to come to the Capitol on January 6th "It's gonna be wild!" and told them we'll walk to the capitol together, then drove home to his Whitey House to gleefully watch the ensuing carnage with family members; Dildo Braggins exemplifies stochastic terrorism and should not be allowed to run for *any* office as per Amendment 13 of the Constitution banning traitors.

by jbcoops August 15, 2024

Vibe Terrorism

The unconscious or conscious act of subverting, attacking, or completely destroying a previously established vibe.

*Person A and Person B are listening to music.*
Person A: Y'know, all Chef Bergens had to do was catch two or four trolls for breeding instead of culling the remaining populace and rendering the delicacy extinct.
Person B: *taken aback* Straight-up, outta nowhere Vibe Terrorism.

by fed_not_a_terrorist January 9, 2024

Ear terrorism

Loud noises or anything that sounds unpleasant

"Turn down your ear terrorism"

by Potato fan February 4, 2024

Techno-Terrorism

The use of various cyber related techniques to trigger, threaten, silence, intimidate, and destroy others. Where before terrorism was largely confined to direct physical acts, it has now expanded to include techno-terror and abuses of online power as attack methodologies. Techniques include but are not limited to: denial-of-service website/device attacks; hacking/manipulation of phones, computers, and wi-fi; use of spam bots to flood email accounts; penetration/activation of house alarms; fake texts, emails and social media comments with provoking content; malevolently intended social media shadow-bans, advertising blocks, account warnings, post/comment removals; a myriad of online PSYOPS designed to bewilder and terrorize targets. Although initiated from behind the scenes, acts of techno-terrorism are no less dangerous and no less criminal than traditional terrorism. This now common form of modern warfare puts all of us at great risk.

Techno-terrorism is the most common attack method in the modern world.

by Enrealment June 19, 2024