A person born no later than the 1980's who indulges in the wonders of smoking weed. These people aren't your average stoner though, tie die and birkenstocks are worn sometimes, but being fashionable and ahead of the curve are key. These people enjoy their blazing at inventive and creative spots ranging from urban to deep forest settings. THey get high and discuss crazy things, do crazy activities, and most of all listen to Next Level Music.
Today, our crew of hip modern day stoners drove a couple miles outside of town in our speedy Audi and hiked to a spiritual spot in the woods wearing fashionable attire and proceeded to smoke bong rips until we were based level 10. WE then had a stick fight and screamed made up words and listened to dubstep and insane beats.
by homeboy234 October 20, 2009
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A Boner the Stoner is a guy who lives in your and basement comes home to find a asian hooker in his bed.
by basement guy February 24, 2011
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"Dude, that Irish exchange student Riley McFinnigan O'Connor smokes more weed than anyone else at this school. He's such a Blarney Stoner."
by amazingASK April 7, 2009
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"It's groovy, heavy and it kicks ass. Sounds like power stoner to me..."
"This stuff is boring and predictable, definately NOT a power stoner jam."
"This stuff is boring and predictable, definately NOT a power stoner jam."
by tomztomz91 July 12, 2012
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Get the taco bell stoner mug.White teenagers that are either from the suburbs or a rural-ish type area that like to smoke weed.
They wear those goofy flat-billed fitted caps but wear Hollister and Abercrombie clothes so they end up looking like some kind of stupid ass wigger/prep-hybrid.
They are always really into Southern Rap but don't know shit about other genres of music. Female nu-stoners probably also listen to pop.
Most real stoners don't like them very much because they're so wigger-ish and retarded.
Male nu-stoners talk and pretty much act like normal guys but they use stupid rap slang words so it makes them sound like idiots.
Female nu-stoners act like black women but most of them add a touch of prep to there style.
All nu-stoners worship Bob Marley, 2pac, and Lil Wayne and this is a fact.
They wear those goofy flat-billed fitted caps but wear Hollister and Abercrombie clothes so they end up looking like some kind of stupid ass wigger/prep-hybrid.
They are always really into Southern Rap but don't know shit about other genres of music. Female nu-stoners probably also listen to pop.
Most real stoners don't like them very much because they're so wigger-ish and retarded.
Male nu-stoners talk and pretty much act like normal guys but they use stupid rap slang words so it makes them sound like idiots.
Female nu-stoners act like black women but most of them add a touch of prep to there style.
All nu-stoners worship Bob Marley, 2pac, and Lil Wayne and this is a fact.
Daniel: Drew wanted to smoke a blunt with me and ride around and listen to Lil Wayne
Chris: He's such a nu-stoner
Chris: He's such a nu-stoner
by Chris2039 February 7, 2010
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