Bayville Soccer Players

Annoying, white privileged girls who never shut the fuck up. They are so full of themselves that they make me wanna jump off a cliff. Usually blondes who are twiggy as fuck. Who can’t even run right. They are all basic bitches who thinks soccer makes them the shit.

Brionna:”You play Soccer?”
Kelsey:”yeah”
Brionna”ew Bayville Soccer players are gay”

by Ratchet Rebecca February 9, 2019

a soccer

When you fall down in pain pretending to be hurt to advance your game.

We won the game because I pulled a soccer

by Heather4460 March 26, 2023

Soccer mom

A Soccer mom is a mother who believes that their child is an absolute legend at soccer when in reality they're shit

that soccer mom thinks her kid if fucking ronaldo

by pints with the lads August 11, 2018

women's soccer

A joke.

John: Do you watch The Office?
Jack: Yes. That show is funnier than women's soccer!

by Jamaican_Skeleton August 22, 2021

Iceland Soccer Team

The national team of the country Iceland, where if you are a man aged 20 to 40, there is a 1 in 2000 chance you are on the team. Also, their manager is a dentist.

Ohmyfuckinggod how did the Iceland soccer team beat ENGLAND? Their manager is a bloody dentist for Christ's sake

by jherrera1021 December 3, 2017

Delusional kick soccer ball

Fight against delusional people for your rights.

Im going to delusional kick soccer ball

by Ah'mya Hitchcock April 21, 2022

football (soccer)

a fun game where the lads bully year 7’s on the 4g

i like to play football (soccer)

by idektbf November 19, 2021