Rusty Reaper

during intercourse, you stand up, squat over her mouth, and shit down her throat, blocking off her airway. you continue to force your penis in and out while urinating. this may result in death. that's why it's called "THE RUSTY REAPER"

Todd: Alright bitch, time for the Rusty Reaper!

Hank: Yo man, I gave the love of my life the Rusty Reaper last night.

Willis: Oh yeah? How'd that go?

Hank: I go to court Thursday.

by Phyllis D. Ninja November 7, 2009

Rusty Finger Puppet

Like a rusty trombone, but somewhat straighter. Performing anilingus on your woman whilst diddling her vaginal canal. Classy move, and lets her know hepatitis ain't no thing.

Although I enjoyed that Rusty Finger Puppet last night, you might want to get a blood test.

by TrevtrevO May 28, 2010

Rusty Badger

This phrase has no apparent meaning, however appears to be of a sexual context no matter how it is used.

Go on, get your rusty badger out!

by xiTz Sparky June 4, 2010

Rusty Lord

The king or "Lord" of all things rusty, especially any anal sex acts.

Joe got a rim job and a blumpkin last night. He is such a Rusty Lord!

by Faces2Asses December 16, 2017

rusty sheriff badge

Known as an ass hole/anus

Bill took it in the rusty sheriff badge.

by Josh April 23, 2004

rusty venture

A seemingly undefined sex act as defined in the season four finale of Adult Swim's "The Venture Bros". While many theories abound, most describe an act between two men that involves consumption of semen and fecal matter.

...it comes pouring out like someone stepped on a snack pack. So, after you both find a turkey baster; you eat your way out of the tub. At least that's what a rusty venture is described as on urban dictionary...

by Sean Danger Martin November 24, 2010

Rusty Scissors

When two women grind vaginas while menstrating.

"Who would like some rusty scissors?"

by ShazzertotheJkill November 5, 2009