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Pulled an Alberts

Returned to working out at the gym too hard and too soon after surgery.
My boyfriend pulled an Alberts and burst his appendix. Now we can't have sex for a month.
by pdiddy420 May 17, 2011
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Pulled a Shelly

To unintentionally "Reply to All" to an email pertaining to a sensitive and/or volatile subject matter with a direct, crass or sarcastic remark intended for everyone but the original sender. The “Reply to All” message is typically formatted in a manner that will embarrass, enrage or baffle the original sender.

Alternatively, the “Reply to All” message can often be an inside joke to all recipients except the original sender leaving the original sender feeling like a douche (see also douche hat, douche face, douche nozel, douche hydrant or, on a completely unrelated topic, see hot pocket because it’s hilarious).
Al - Hey, remember that email I sent you, John, Ted and Bill the other day about how I was going to tea bag Walt’s wife on Walt’s desk because of Walt’s stupid self-righteous email about the TPS Report cover sheets? Well, I totally pulled a Shelly and hit ‘Reply to All’.

Walt – Whoops.

Al – Yeah, whoops. Whatever. I’m still going to drop a hot pocket in that convertible sofa in his office.
by Where's da beef? May 28, 2011
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Pulled a Bennett

TO FUCK A DUMB MISTRESS IN THE ASS

TO ENGAGE IN AWESOME BUTT SEX
I PULLED A BENNETT ON THAT DUMB BITCH BITCH MC-BITCH LAST NIGHT
by ihatethis456 November 22, 2011
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Pulled a Weiner

Accidentally posting or sending something not intended for mass distribution.
Bob accidentally posted pictures with his mistress to his wall, not a private message. John really "pulled a Weiner"!

Frank accidentally hit "reply all" when calling his boss a self-centered dumb ass. His coworkers had a laugh, but Frank was fired. Frank "pulled a Weiner"!
by Rep Frank Bob December 1, 2011
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Pulled a Wess

to wander aimlessly while inebriated in unknown territory or unfamiliar places. Often while loosing something of im"portance.
The fountain was great but I lost my glasses. I so "Pulled a Wess"
by daniellezzz July 24, 2011
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Pulled a Boehner

Ruin the faith and credit of your entire nation, just so some oligarch billionaires can see less zeroes on their tax forms, and then cry about how you love your nation soooo much.
Dude, I heard an ultra-nationalist member of Parliament in the homeland just pulled a Boehner out of his ass. His face is wet, and now we're all totally screwed!
by Science Lover July 31, 2011
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pulled a schmidt

the act of being fun at a party for less than an hour, immediately followed by forcefully vomiting on furniture/floor and going unconscious
guy 1: "i went to get her a drink and then she disappeared for like 20 minutes. turns out she was passed out in the basement!"
guy 2: "yeah i heard she puked in 3 different rooms... must've pulled a schmidt."
by therobotshirt August 5, 2011
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